Our weather still hasn't improved and we keep hearing about the glorious sunshine in the South! Just got back from a rather damp and chilly walk for a late lunch. I thought today it was perhaps time to be a bit frivolous and I found an article about the ten best ways for men to impress women so any chaps reading this take note! Its been adapted from Sundays Independent slightly tongue in cheek perhaps but more than a little truth.
What do women want from men? Oh, not much. Adoration, eternal loyalty, and all
the bathroom surfaces to ourselves. Time, babies and the moon on a string. For starters anyway. So read and learn-
- Ask a question or even two it shows interest.
- Stop asking questions! There comes a time to stop preferably after you have asked all the right questions. But "Do you mind if I undo your bra?" is definitely not sexy.
- Call me back straight away - well speaks for itself really no girl likes to be kept waiting on a phone call.
- Don't be tight penny pinching is not attractive, I'm talking small change here not mega amounts.
- Carry my bags - no need to make a thing about it just do it!
- Don't hide your appreciation - most girls like to know if they are looking good.
- A definite 'No' to - clammy hands, grunting in public, salivating into ear holes, jokes about love handles and twanging bras.
- Yes to - a firm touch and a smooth hand, a frank attitude to nudity, an attentive touch to other areas of the female body there is more to me than just the rude bits OK?
- Talk about ex girl friends - be careful on this one if you go on about her too much we will assume you are still hung up but blanket silence and we'll assume the same. So keep it light and casual slight criticism is fine but don't go overboard or you won't be seen as a gentleman.
- Criticism - you can say what you like about my work, flat etc etc but my body is perfect OK!
So there you are a few valuable pointers which men will find invaluable when dealing with the fair sex!
Linda
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